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Bertbert:
There are plenty of opportunities out there, you picked this one. Why did you pick the opportunity with the crimes instead of the non-crime ones?
Leif:
It’s not a stupid direction for the conversation, it’s a direction that gets abandoned because nobody likes where it goes.
Leif:
And you’re going to say that what makes them illegal is that everyone got together and collectively decided that they were illegal.
Bertbert:
Isn’t that the most basic thing? Kids on a playground can say that: don’t take people’s things.
Bertbert:
If you had built a hauler and went all the way out to a planetary belt somewhere and got some ice? Yes.
Leif:
We never stole the haulers, just the ice. The haulers always ended up back at their origin point.
Bertbert:
Not stealing an ice hauler, okay? That’s how I define a legal thing is by it’s lack of illegality. This cute little argument of yours is insulting my intelligence. Don’t try some stupid slight of hand with me just to justify the fact that you stole some shit.
Leif:
... Verge told me about the ice haulers. Mostly automated behemoths crisscrossing the system, all of them owned by compacts and conglomerates. They were all built on Trusk, so Dez would identify a sensor blind spot, we attach ourselves to the hull, he gets us hardwired into the system, I rewrite the code, and then Verge would broker a deal with someone who needed the water.
Bertbert:
There’s no agree to disagree out there, Leif. When you do something bad people like you wind up having to be smuggled into Sigius by your only friend that has any sense. I can’t believe I have to explain this but people don’t like it when you take their stuff.
Leif:
And I don’t like it when people charge money for water, okay? You think I just chose it randomly? These water brokers are charging astronomical amounts for something that is the essential component for all organic life. It’s not a money making opportunity, it’s water. You don’t lay claim to it, you give it to people. Because they’re alive. And need to stay that way.
Bertbert:
Not at all. Most populations have outgrown their natural water reserves and they have to have shipments brought in from an ice hauler. The water brokers jack up the price because they know that thirsty people have to pay it. It happens all over the place. I’ve written about it.
Bertbert:
Which won’t fix the system any more than my writing will but one of us is now considered a criminal and the other is having a relaxing time on the observation deck of a Sigian Slip Stream... By the way, none of that moralizing answers why you robbed the casino.
Bertbert:
No, I am going to have dinner with my parents and you are coming with me, those are two very different things.
Bertbert:
Crawled up on land just like Earthlings did. We were very suspicious of each other for thousands of years. Lots of wars between island clusters. But when we mastered geothermal energy everything changed. We dropped all our bullshit and moved forward together into the future. We even founded the Council of Truth and Understanding as a way of breaking ties with the secrecy and suspicion of the past.
Bertbert:
Very few eruptions. All of these volcanoes have been slowly moving up from the surface for thousands of years. Whenever a volcanic mass becomes big enough to be colonized there’s a big ceremony where all the neighboring islands come to celebrate and an exceptional school child recites a poem.
Bertbert:
Eh, it doesn’t translate well. Something like “Oh great emergence from dark waters, what new world do you bring to see its first light.” Blah blah blah, it was very moving. I was an adorable child.
Bertbert:
Nothing. Just... Glad you’re meeting people. Please consider not doing crimes with said people.
Leif:
I’ll think about it... How come they didn’t want to come here? Seems like a nice place to lay low for awhile. Something about Vapians not being allowed on Sigius.
Bertbert:
Vapians are totally allowed on Sigius, but there’s a lot of history there. They blew up their planet, I’m sure you heard.
Bertbert:
Right. After all that happened, there were a lot of people here on this planet who were very upset. Vapus had been warned time and again about their dangerous experiments by us but they didn’t listen. Resentment set in over time. It’s kind of messy. Anyway, Verge is welcome any time and Jesus Christ stop doing crimes.
Bertbert:
I don’t think so. They drive me crazy so, enjoy that. My mother has this weird tendency to treat the AI in her tangle like it’s a member of the family. And the adaptive learning in the AI has really leaned into it, so now it kind of acts like my younger sister. It’s disturbing.
Bertbert:
Oh, also my dad speaks terrible English, but he LOVES speaking it, so do your best to understand him.
Tuvie:
Oh come on! Don’t tease! You know how jealous I am that you get to go see all these other planets.
Whela:
And yet I feel like you’re not balancing your life, the kind of balance that I want you to have.
Whela:
Sweetie, if you’re not going to have a social life of any kind you could at least tell me more about your work.
Bertbert:
Leif invented something revolutionary on Earth and was paid to keep it a secret. He was given credits and a trip to Sirius A in exchange for not going public.
Whela:
Why? Of all the things you could report on. Why can’t you write about scientific innovation or something?
Bertbert:
...Know the truth. It’s a big deal in our entire culture, Mom. The Council of Truth and Understanding, it’s a cornerstone of our society.
Whela:
It doesn’t matter if people know the truth if they can’t do anything about it. You’re just turning yourself into the person at the party who no one wants to talk to.
Fagin:
All new things comes here to me. I take new things and then I say about the new things. I say “This are good things” “This things moves forwards”. Moving forward things.
Bertbert:
It’s called The Council of Innovation and Progress. When new technologies arise, there’s a council that assesses if they should be further developed or not.
Fagin:
Many thoughts are made. Many talks go into the thoughts on the things we have. We say “Will this go up? Will it make us go up? How many ups will it make us go?”
Bertbert:
New technologies have to be approved. If they can’t get approval from the council then the development team can’t move forward.
Whela:
No, Dear. Something’s initially invented, then it goes before the council and it’s decided if the new technology should be available to the general public or if it should be shelved.
Whela:
Then the inventor has to ask themself what they’ve actually created, just because you made it doesn’t necessarily mean that should be celebrated.
Fagin:
Ah! Not stifle. No to stifle. We think hard. Make great thoughts and put gold on the future time.
Whela:
Unintended consequences. Sometimes people will charge into a situation without thinking about what will happen to them, or that there are people who love them very much and want them to stay safe.
Whela:
Let me give you an example, Leif. One from your planet. Land mines. What if, on your planet, the inventor of the land mine had to go in front of a council and project what his invention will mean one hundred years from that date.
Whela:
What they would find is, this invention would leave massive tracts of unusable land, years and years of unintended injuries and death. It’s a thing that, there’s no denying, should not have been invented. On Sigius, when we find that to be the case, it’s nipped in the bud.
Whela:
May I speak? We were hoping that Bertiluna would work in innovation assessment like her father but she chose to go with the Truth and Understanding Council.
Whela:
The Council is a very important part of our society, I don’t argue with that. But your father and I have always felt that-
Bertbert:
-That the best way to combat injustice is through setting a positive example to the rest of the Triad.
Whela:
How can people better their society if they don’t even know what a better society looks like?
Whela:
... I’m going to start cleaning up. My apologies, Leif, I’d love to say we’re not always like this but we are.
Bertbert:
Jesus Christ, Tuvie you’re a device sitting on a table, you’re not a member of this family.
Fagin:
Daughter of mine is what you are. She is big wife. Families real big and together. Yelling why? Anger why? All of this happens many times.
Fagin:
Well, enough. A guest is here. You are here. Enough of this. Show me more loudness, Leif. Big loudness.
Loud music throbs in the walls of the house. Whela is out on the balcony. She pours herself a glass of wine. Leif walks out onto the balcony.
Whela:
For the most part. When you don’t have a lot of land mass you learn to live on top of each other. The real antisocial ones usually end up on a Sea Steader. They head out into the open water and get real weird. I suppose you understand that.
Leif:
Hey. I don’t know what she told you about me but I don’t drag people into things. I was just standing there on Sirius and she walked up to me. I was living on Trusk and she came to me. She was on Nesso and asked me to come to her. I haven’t asked anything of her.
Leif:
I didn’t leave my planet to come out into the stars and be asked what I think Bruce Willis is really like.
Leif:
I don’t know. I come from the big forest on Earth. A forest is where you want to go if you want to disappear. So when you live in the place where people disappear, where do you disappear to? So I tried a city. One of the biggest there is. That didn’t work either. So then I came out here. Now every time I walk into a room, I’m an oddity. Not exactly disappearing. I know that sounds strange.
Whela:
No. Not at all... Here on Sigius, in the southern seas, there’s a massive patch of ocean that has no current. Hardly any weather. If you can manage to make it there, and wait for nightfall, the sea is completely still and reflects all the stars. The way they mirror each other, it feels like you’re sailing through the universe. Ancient Sigians saw this still patch of ocean as a forbidden place. There was no wind to get you out of it, you could get trapped there. But there was one southern tribe of the old Sigians that used it as a rite of passage. When people felt lost or anxious or conflicted they would get into a small boat with one oar and they would row for days until they were in the middle of this great sea of stillness. Once they were there, they waited for the sun to set and for the stars to come out. Then, when the night was at its darkest, they would take their one oar and break it over their knee, and toss it onto the water. And in the middle of all that darkness, with no way out, they would look up at the stars and say: “Wis pel avusha nix, Wis ul po isinel baria.”... “Now there is finally nothing. Now I can finally begin.”
Whela:
Ha!... It’s important to take risks in life. That’s something you should impart to your kids. Then they’re born and you find yourself saying “Please be boring. Please want to be a librarian.”
Leif:
There’s a lot of them where I come from. You have to know what do when you come across one. And there’s two schools of thought. One school of thought: sing. Always be singing on the trail. The bear will hear you coming from far away and will want nothing to do with you. Another school of thought: scream at the bear. Make yourself look as big as you can and scream like a maniac so you can scare the bear away.
Leif:
They both are. They both work. But the thing is: whichever way you go isn’t going to stop the bear from shredding you into non-existence if it really wants to... Shout at the bear, sing past the bear, regardless... here comes the bear.
Whela:
The thing is we’re not talking about a bear, we’re talking about a very powerful empire... We’re starting to hear rumors in the diplomatic core. That’s where I work, Interplanetary Relations.
Whela:
It’s called Chemical Ice. The Teds have started using it. Apparently it’s a kind of forced suspended animation. They freeze you in this chemical compound and once you’re frozen you remain semi-conscious in this sort of ice cube for as long as they want. We don’t know how long they’ve had it, but the rumors are they’ve got a warehouse of “test subjects”. Could be a thousand disappeared people from a thousand different worlds.
Whela:
I can’t tell my daughter what to do, and I’m sure whatever she’s working on with you is very important, but I can tell it’s not just a working relationship between you two. I can tell you’re friends.
Leif:
Sure, we’re friends. She doesn’t like a lot of the choices I make but she seems to be pretty forgiving.
Whela:
But choices are never owned by just one person, Leif. No one is in a vacuum, nobody is invisible no matter how much they want to disappear... We talk about water a lot on Sigius. We’re surrounded by it... a stone thrown in the ocean is a tidal wave on a distant shore... Whatever choices you’re making, I need you to be sure you’re not making them for my daughter as well... I need you promise me that.
Alice:
Hey. That tangle Tuvie keeps trying to connect with my network and I keep denying it because damn, dude.
Alice:
Are you sure? It’s pretty groovy here and remember that whole thing about being wanted by denizens of the underworld?
Alice:
Okay, if you say so. Get back on the Slipstream for five stops and there should be an orbit station there.